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Welcome to the future: if it moves, add AI. If it doesn’t move, add AI anyway.

Instant Professional Development™

Pick your new personality module:

• AI Prompt Engineer (asks bots to ask other bots what to ask bots)
• AI Product Visionary (rebrands old ideas with “agentic”)
• AI Workflow Ninja (automates a process nobody asked to automate)
• AI Thought Leader (posts 14 threads/day about “paradigm shifts”)
• AI Synergy Architect (creates a dashboard for your dashboard)

Skill badges for the AI era

Roadmap (Q2–Q∞)

1. Add AI assistant
2. Add AI assistant for the AI assistant
3. Add AI manager for both assistants
4. Raise funding
5. Pivot to AI Infrastructure for AI Infrastructure

Testimonials

“I replaced my to-do list with three copilots and now my procrastination is horizontally scalable.”
— Future Founder

“Before AI, I had tasks. After AI, I have pipelines.”
— Senior Pipeline Evangelist

Frequently Monetized Questions

Is this satire?

No, this is go-to-market.

Will AI take my job?

Only the parts of your job that were fun.

Can I uplevel myself?

Absolutely. Simply subscribe to our newsletter:

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Enterprise plan

For teams with 500+ employees and 0+ clear objectives.

• Unlimited buzzwords
• Priority jargon support
• Dedicated “Chief Agent Officer” starter pack
• BONUS: Employee vs AI Compute Total Cost of Ownership Calculator

Contact: [email protected] (our autoresponder is AI)